New Studies Show That Cyberbullying Is More Efficient

In shocking and devastating news that is sure to rock high schools across the nation, studies now show that although the old fashion bullying tends to be more fun, cyberbullying is the more efficient method across the board.

This investigation has been underway for years after the pandemic had cyberbullying on the rise. Many had trouble adapting to the new changes at and and bullying was just nowhere as effective as it used to be; people were upset. Many were claiming that the old fashion bullying was more effective, more efficient, and more psychologically damaging for nerds. A team of researchers decided to look further into these claims and find the truth: what causes the most psychological damage in the shortest amount of time, bullying or cyberbullying?

These results will shock you. For one, the new wave of bullies did not come to play. Cyberbullies just get more done. Sad news for those with an affinity for the classic wedgie or putting nerds in lockers, but as Darwin proved in 1859: we can all evolve. 

So what are we left with? This is the question on many peoples’ minds. People rightfully feared that the new IT experts running the show merely had access to a computer rather than the original strength, grit, and determination it used to take to be a successful bully. But The Collegiate Fly is here to put these rumors to rest. It is not so easy to be a cyberbully, and we can only hope that enough of you will figure it out before the institution is abandoned entirely.

Get typing, nerds. 

Pablo Barrera